1 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:21,240 Hello. Hello. 2 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:24,900 From the western countries. 3 00:00:26,180 --> 00:00:29,300 Hello. Hello. 4 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:33,020 From the eastern countries. 5 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:35,120 Thank you. 6 00:03:07,829 --> 00:03:10,630 How many? 7 00:06:17,090 --> 00:06:18,090 Thank you. 8 00:10:51,850 --> 00:10:52,850 Thank you. 9 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:05,120 Caramel wrap is often used in Japan to keep food and body fresh. 10 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:07,760 Just wrap it around your body. 11 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:09,520 Like this. 12 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:28,860 Rice goes well with Japanese salmon, meat stew, and fish paste, pickled 13 00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:31,140 radish, and even sesame sauce. 14 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:43,020 This is Japanese umeboshi. 15 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:48,520 It's a plum-softing salt to protect it from bacteria and make it last longer. 16 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:52,460 Japanese people often include it in their lunch boxes. 17 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,140 They put it in the middle of their rice. 18 00:14:26,380 --> 00:14:28,820 Look! It's a Japanese flag! 19 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:33,100 This is very important for Japanese citizens. 20 00:15:35,180 --> 00:15:36,360 America is protected! 21 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,980 America is cool! 22 00:17:34,950 --> 00:17:38,550 In Japan, you are not allowed to smoke in the street. 23 00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:40,930 This custom is unique to Japan. 24 00:17:41,610 --> 00:17:45,310 However, you can smoke in bars and Japanese izakaya. 25 00:17:46,390 --> 00:17:51,250 If you must smoke outside, please purchase a packaged ashtray from a 26 00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:52,370 nearby convenience store. 27 00:18:01,679 --> 00:18:06,740 Incidentally, in a few years, smoking will be forbidden both outdoors and 28 00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:07,740 indoors. 29 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:08,960 Don't get caught! 30 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,200 Well, you'll. 31 00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:40,410 Nareta? 32 00:19:44,130 --> 00:19:45,530 Iroiro? 33 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,150 Nareta? 34 00:20:08,110 --> 00:20:09,110 Oh! 35 00:21:08,890 --> 00:21:13,870 It may be that these Israelis are selling a type of hallucinogenic drug. 36 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:15,120 called Philopon. 37 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,980 Such narcotics used to be illegal in Japan. 38 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:23,800 When Japan was occupied by America after the Second World War, the Japanese 39 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:27,800 government used methamphetamine to stimulate the population and fuel 40 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:28,800 economic growth. 41 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:33,040 It ended up fueling the engine of their cruiser. 42 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,320 It is now forbidden by the government. 43 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,660 She's frying the pork cutlet. 44 00:22:44,220 --> 00:22:46,420 This is Japanese katsudon. 45 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:58,180 In Japan, we call winning katsu! 46 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:03,860 Japanese people like to prepare and eat katsudon before an important task. 47 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,060 No! No! 48 00:26:52,940 --> 00:26:59,540 Just one day I take a holiday to work something certain 49 00:26:59,540 --> 00:27:03,880 to buy pretty good for me 50 00:28:38,620 --> 00:28:45,160 Ramen. In total, we have 510 51 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:49,200 ramen. It's mostly Kyushu Hakata style ramen. 52 00:28:49,820 --> 00:28:53,620 It is mostly pork stock with thin noodles. 53 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,940 First, we sip the soup. 54 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:15,460 After tasting the flavor, we proceed to the noodles. 55 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,600 Be sure to slurp your noodles when eating. 56 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:34,340 Slurping is expected at both the ramen and soba restaurants. 57 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,060 Please eat the pork with your noodle. 58 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,920 Savor the combination of flavors. 59 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:28,460 Do your best just to eat the noodles without drinking the soup. 60 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:34,680 An extra order of noodles is called kaedama. 61 00:30:35,260 --> 00:30:38,740 Be sure to ask for your kaedama nice and firm. 62 00:30:40,660 --> 00:30:41,660 Kaedama kata. 63 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,600 Here they are. Nice timing. 64 00:30:52,270 --> 00:30:53,670 Be sure to mix well. 65 00:31:05,990 --> 00:31:07,950 Your fresh ramen is ready. 66 00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:16,110 That black thing on the counter is called spicy takana. 67 00:31:16,550 --> 00:31:18,350 It's a spicy muscle leaf. 68 00:31:18,990 --> 00:31:24,010 The red thing is Japanese Benichoga, a type of pickled ginger. 69 00:31:24,770 --> 00:31:27,910 Now enjoy your ramen with these two additions. 70 00:31:31,210 --> 00:31:32,730 Don't add the Benichoga first! 71 00:31:36,230 --> 00:31:37,590 It goes nice. 72 00:31:38,110 --> 00:31:42,750 If you put it in first, it will overwhelm the flavor of the ramen. 73 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:09,820 Now enjoy your ramen. 74 00:32:37,300 --> 00:32:38,300 Thank you. 75 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:22,160 In Japan, everyone eats octopus. 76 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:28,460 We have octopus rice and supermarkets sell boiled octopus that you can eat as 77 00:33:28,460 --> 00:33:29,460 sashimi. 78 00:34:26,659 --> 00:34:29,699 Japanese tamagoyaki eggs are a class part of the menu. 79 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,100 This pan helps you fry them easily. 80 00:37:32,620 --> 00:37:37,020 The safest bet at the Soba restaurant is Mori Soba. 81 00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:42,020 You can tell the quality of a restaurant by the quality of its Mori Soba. 82 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,040 Be sure to make noise when eating. 83 00:38:20,010 --> 00:38:21,010 What the fuck? 84 00:38:22,290 --> 00:38:25,210 Am I supposed to read this? 85 00:38:26,390 --> 00:38:30,690 Jeez. What the fuck is this? 86 00:38:31,390 --> 00:38:34,050 Excuse me. Excuse me. Hello? 87 00:38:34,350 --> 00:38:36,910 Can I use a credit card? 88 00:38:37,110 --> 00:38:38,750 Credit card. 89 00:38:40,290 --> 00:38:42,790 Hello? Hello? 90 00:38:58,759 --> 00:39:05,320 What? What am I supposed to eat 91 00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:08,440 with fingers? 92 00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:14,500 Hello? What? It's like twigs. Am I supposed to eat with fucking twigs? 93 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:34,280 This is Japanese JK sample. 94 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:39,180 It's a dating service with high school girls centered around Akihabara. 95 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,880 Sometimes it includes prostitution. 96 00:40:43,700 --> 00:40:45,860 It's a very dangerous job. 97 00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:42,500 We are in a foreign land! 98 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:46,140 We are in a foreign land! 99 00:41:46,740 --> 00:41:49,500 We are in a foreign land! 100 00:41:50,340 --> 00:41:52,920 We are in a foreign land! 101 00:41:53,300 --> 00:41:57,680 We are in a foreign land! We are in a foreign land! 102 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:18,920 My name is Angelica. I've been set here to kill everyone who interferes all of 103 00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:19,920 this. 104 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:26,640 Seems like you don't understand what I'm saying. 105 00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:50,540 This is the kingdom of the heavenly soldiers! 106 00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,080 The blue-eyed ones, come out! 107 00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,460 The blue-eyed ones, come out! 108 00:43:47,460 --> 00:43:50,580 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 109 00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:57,000 If you're happy and you know it, roll them on your shoulders. If you're happy 110 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,000 and you know it, clap your hands. 111 00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:03,040 If you're happy and you know it, stamp your feet. 112 00:44:04,180 --> 00:44:05,840 If you're happy and... 113 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:47,100 Love baseball. 114 00:45:48,580 --> 00:45:52,360 And I hope you guys will too. 115 00:48:01,450 --> 00:48:04,370 See you next 116 00:48:04,370 --> 00:48:11,850 time. 117 00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:32,200 Akihabara, you will get fined 2000 yen for smoking on the street. 118 00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:03,640 Thank you. 119 00:51:54,990 --> 00:51:55,990 What are you looking at? 120 00:52:01,090 --> 00:52:05,910 I'm the most popular woman in the office. 121 00:52:07,070 --> 00:52:08,650 I can't even sell goods. 122 00:52:11,290 --> 00:52:15,850 That's why I told my sister to buy me a J.K. Ripley. 123 00:52:27,530 --> 00:52:28,530 Thank you. 124 00:54:05,740 --> 00:54:06,740 I'm sorry. 125 00:57:54,670 --> 00:57:57,150 You motherfuckers watching me right now? I'm American. 126 00:57:57,390 --> 00:57:59,770 I fucking love my country. I'm fucking American. 127 00:58:00,110 --> 00:58:01,590 And look, I'm in Japan. 128 00:58:01,890 --> 00:58:05,390 Stupid fucking country. Look at all these yellow pieces of shit. 129 00:58:05,690 --> 00:58:09,450 You know what I did? I brought this big fucking cock from America and I'm going 130 00:58:09,450 --> 00:58:13,330 to jizz all over that fucking stupid Japanese flag. Watch this. Check this 131 00:58:13,330 --> 00:58:14,330 out. Check this out. 132 01:00:23,210 --> 01:00:28,490 Yatsura wa Daito wa Sekai Taiku Taikai no roodousha no kane wo nusumou to 133 01:00:28,490 --> 01:00:32,290 shiteru. Roodousha wa Yakuza kara kane wo moratteru. 134 01:00:32,630 --> 01:00:35,530 Yakuza wa ginkou kara kane wo orosu. 135 01:00:35,830 --> 01:00:37,770 Subete genkin da no yo sa. 136 01:00:38,610 --> 01:00:44,150 Teikiteki ni Yakuza wa ginkou ni deiri suru. Soko wo nerau to shiteru no yo sa. 137 01:00:44,730 --> 01:00:48,170 Yakuza ga ginkou ni kuru no wa 14-45. 138 01:01:45,870 --> 01:01:46,870 1.5? 139 01:01:47,850 --> 01:01:48,910 2.3! 140 01:02:19,690 --> 01:02:20,690 And they have. 141 01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:23,360 Oh, my God. 142 01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:21,960 Thank you. 143 01:04:48,069 --> 01:04:49,250 Please stop. 144 01:05:58,819 --> 01:06:00,340 Thank you. 145 01:06:41,730 --> 01:06:43,130 Thank you. 146 01:07:19,839 --> 01:07:22,640 I don't 147 01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:36,300 play 148 01:08:31,950 --> 01:08:33,090 I was the one, I'm telling you. 149 01:09:34,890 --> 01:09:36,990 I have a job to take care of, but I have to go to school. 150 01:09:39,529 --> 01:09:43,450 Mimi-chan? Are you looking for Mimi-chan? 151 01:09:43,850 --> 01:09:44,970 She's in the farthest corner of Tokyo and Suginami. 152 01:10:31,820 --> 01:10:32,820 He died while walking. 153 01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:07,400 Omotenashi. 154 01:11:08,100 --> 01:11:12,860 Nihon ni kitara, Asakusa e zekai omotenashi shimasu yo! 155 01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:23,520 Americans love baseball. 156 01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:28,520 But they love to change the war. 157 01:14:50,250 --> 01:14:51,490 Long time no see. 158 01:14:52,190 --> 01:14:53,270 So it begins. 159 01:14:53,670 --> 01:14:57,750 The ultimate battle of wills between Japanese and American killers. 160 01:17:36,899 --> 01:17:42,240 America's motherfucking Asian faces, I'm going to open up a can of Omote Nashi on 161 01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:43,240 your ass! 162 01:18:15,950 --> 01:18:17,750 Little silly plastic girl. 163 01:18:18,230 --> 01:18:20,230 You are not much for me. 164 01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:08,320 You still have the heart of Japan, don't you? 165 01:20:10,240 --> 01:20:14,660 The wrist-cut is from Japan. 166 01:20:16,320 --> 01:20:20,620 It used to be your stomach, but now it's your arm. 167 01:20:24,900 --> 01:20:30,140 Take your revenge! 168 01:21:10,670 --> 01:21:14,870 Hello, hello, world. 169 01:21:41,936 --> 01:21:42,936 Konnichiwa. 170 01:21:43,430 --> 01:21:44,830 Konnichiwa. 171 01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:29,880 It's not good or bad. 172 01:22:29,900 --> 01:22:34,180 We are born there. We die there. 173 01:22:34,580 --> 01:22:37,480 That's why people all over the world... 174 01:23:03,549 --> 01:23:05,810 People have to answer no to the world. 175 01:23:06,090 --> 01:23:08,590 People have to answer no to the world. 176 01:23:08,930 --> 01:23:13,330 People have to answer no, everybody wants a show. People have to answer no 177 01:23:13,330 --> 01:23:14,330 to the world. 178 01:23:14,510 --> 01:23:16,870 People have to answer no to the world. 179 01:23:17,330 --> 01:23:24,270 People have to answer no, everybody wants a show. People have to answer no 180 01:23:24,270 --> 01:23:25,270 to the world. 181 01:23:28,170 --> 01:23:30,610 People have to answer no to the world. 182 01:23:31,230 --> 01:23:35,010 People happy as they know it, we're ready with the show. People happy as 183 01:23:35,010 --> 01:23:36,010 they know it's a war!